The perceived danger of #sharks may be a little skewed. You’re statistically more likely to die from a falling #coconut, #lightning, #icicles, #vendingmachines and #rollercoasters than from a #shark attack.
A water park in Kansas City is building a water slide, whose name aptly comes from the German word for “insane”, that is over 164 feet tall. While nothing has been released about the speed of this slide, by our estimates, we’d say it’ll be extremely terrifying.
so i had to make this gif of Michael on a roller coaster because its literally the funniest thing ive ever seen in my life hes more excited than every person on that ride combined n he looks like a very happy chimpanzee im laughing so hard