When the patient satisfaction department mandates how nurses do our jobs...

You, miss patient liaison, can take that MBA and show it up your ass, though! You are NOT the patient advocate, I AM. I am keeping her alive, keeping her comfortable. Your job is to cater to a freaking survey where the most common issue is THE FOOD. Seriously, go micro-manage the cafeteria.

Ooooh dang I had some weird as hell dreams and can barely remember them. But also GOOD MORNING HAPPY SATURDAY!