Shinigami flavors


As requested by anon. :)


Hollows like to eat shinigami. This we know. But rarely has the question been asked - what do shinigami taste like? Well, as it turns out, shinigami have highly individual flavors! In fact, here’s what various shinigami would taste like to a hollow!


Kaien: Cool and refreshing, like a cucumber


Ukitake: Elegant and bubbly, like champagne


Rukia: Sweet and cold, like sherbet


Kurotsuchi: Gelatinous and strong-smelling, like lutefisk


Nemu: Tastes like she could secretly be poison, like almonds (or is it arsenic?) 


Kenpachi: Messy and salty, like barbecued ribs


Yachiru:
Almost too sweet to handle, like chocolate caramel fudge topped with whipped cream, sprinkles and powdered sugar. On a brownie. 


Ikkaku: Flavorful but surprisingly healthy, like salmon


Yumichika: Difficult to eat but tasty, like artichoke 


Hitsugaya: Cold and a little bitter, like grapefruit from the fridge


Matsumoto: Rich and juicy, like duck breast 


Kensei:
 Sour on the outside, sweet on the inside, like sour gummy worms


Mashiro: Crunchy and sweet, like a lime jolly rancher


Hisagi: Hard on the outside, chewy on the inside, like a tootsie roll pop


Kyoraku: Tastes sake-like, like sake


Nanao: Tastes strong and sharp, like blue cheese


Komamura: Spiky looking but sweet, like dragon fruit


Iba: Earthy and strong, like dark coffee


Byakuya: Simple and refined, like expensive white chocolate


Renji: Surprisingly sweet, like pineapple you expected to be sour but which is actually incredibly sweet


Aizen: Tastes of so many flavors that it quickly becomes disgusting, like shoving a whole handful of differently flavored jelly beans into your mouth


Shinji: Tastes like a fruit roll-up for some reason


Hinamori:
Sweet and spicy, like chocolate laced with chili powder


Unohana: Surprisingly spicy, like guacamole that turned out to be wasabi


Isane: Warm and festive, like nutmeg


Gin: Delicate and sickly sweet, like an overripe persimmon


Rose: Warm and flavorful, like butterscotch pudding


Kira: Goes from the bitterness of raw ginger to the warmth of ginger tea…depending on his mood


Omaeda: Salty and greasy, like chips


Soi Fon: Tastes like you might be about to die, like eating fugu


Sasakibe:
Tastes like chicken for some reason


Yamamoto: Salty and a little tough, like beef jerky


Ichigo: Tastes like a chocolate covered strawberry

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