Zevran: So I take it you are finished with Hawke?
Fenris: It would seem that I am, since you wasted no time swooping in.
Zev: Yes, yes, guilty as charged. I saw a beautiful woman in distress and I offered the best thing I could give her. *chuckles* mi amore…
Fenris: Don’t pretend your reason for being with her isn’t selfish.
Zev: Of course it is selfish. Hawke is a fantastic lover and gives me no small amount of pleasure. How you could walk away from her after just one taste is beyond me.
Fenris: It is beyond you, which is why I won’t bother giving you the explanation you don’t deserve, even if you could begin to understand.
Zev: *mutters* I have awaken the beast…
Fenris: You and Hawke are still… carrying on?
Zev: That we are, my friend. That we are.
Fenris: I am not your friend. And Hawke isn’t like you. When she’s with someone, her heart is in it. Break her heart and I will kill you.
Zev: That kind of attitude is exactly why I haven’t offered a chance to join us.
Fenris: In bed? Why would I even accept such an offer?
Zev: Oh-ho! I can think of many reasons-
Fenris: Especially from you.
Zev: Ah, you are that type. Say no more, I’m not asking. Mainly because I remembered that fisting thing you do. I must say I prefer the usual way that is done.
Fenris: If you don’t stop talking about this, you’re going to experience my way of doing it.
Zev: But you started this conversation!
Fenris: And now I’m ending it.
Zev: The same way you ended it with Hawke?
Fenris: Shut. up.