The riddle and the lawyer.

A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking seniors are not so smart and that he could get one over on them easily. So, the lawyer asks if the senior would like to play a fun game. The senior is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks.

The lawyer persists, saying that the game is a lot of fun….”I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me only $5. Then you ask me one, and if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $500,” he says. This catches the senior’s attention and, to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. “What’s the distance from the Earth to the Moon?” The senior doesn’t say a word, but reaches into his pocket, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.

Now, it’s the senior’s turn. He asks the lawyer, “What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?” The lawyer uses his laptop to search all references he can find. He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, but to no avail. After an hour of searching, he finally gives up. He wakes the senior and hands him $500. The senior pockets the $500 and goes right back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the senior up and asks, “Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?”

The senior reaches into his pocket, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep.

by shallowbeliever

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I woke up around 1 pm today. No body was home besides Isha and my dad. I got up and cleaned up and cleaned up my room. I still had a lot to unpack.

The day went by so slow. Everytime I would start unpacking I would start doing something else so I wouldn’t have to clean up. I watched DhoomBros all day! I am obsessed with them. I even made noodles today, my cousins made me crave them since they made it too.

It didn’t turn out how I wanted to but my little sister said she really liked it…she told me my one that I took smelt like fish. I obviously gave her the better one.

My mom was in a bad mood today. I forgot to clean the dishes and there was a lot. I feel like I’m always disappointing her. My Apu came home late too which made things even worse. Sometimes I wish she would just stop lyeing and be a responsible adult like I know she is.

Later on I made my first ever YouTube video. I edited it and everything, I think I’m gonna just make that page for dawahs and just helpful things so it could be different than most YouTube channel these days. It’s called RIDL for Rupa Ilma deepa and Lamiya. It’s pronounced riddle. I know the name sounds a bit silly but it’s catchy. I might change it later though. If my cousins don’t feel like being apart of it, like my Apu won’t be and I’m sure of that, then I guess it’s my own channel, but I’ll let them decide. I honestly don’t mind sharing because I’ve obviously wanted to do a dhoombros inspired channel.

I watched freaky friday with isha afterwards and then watched some islamic deen higher lectures which tbh helped a lot.

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