GUEST: For like, all the restaurants…
GUEST: Do you do that?
CONCIERGE: I can definitely help you with restaurants!
GUEST: Okay so like, we just want the celebrity chef places. What’s the closest one nearby?
CONCIERGE: There’s a handful, do you have a particular favorite celebrity chef?
GUEST: Oh, I don’t know. What are their names?
CONCIERGE: Well there’s Gordon Ramsay-
GUEST: That sounds good. We’ll go there.
CONCIERGE: He has two restaurants, one starts at about $30 a plate-
GUEST: Ohhhhh no no no no. Cheaper than that.
CONCIERGE: That’s the cheaper one of his two restaurants.
GUEST’S HUSBAND: Forget it. Where’s a McDonald’s?
CONCIERGE: Two blocks to the left.
GUEST: Great. Thank you!
Too bad they’ll miss out on the opening of Ramsay’s newest restaurant: McMaze.