Do you think that Dirk and Dave would actually be drift compatible?
if it turned out that Dave and Roxy were the drift compatible couple their jaeger name would be DOUBLE ENTENDRE
dirk and rose, deeply angry that those two dinguses snagged the best and most ironic of all possible sexually suggestive jaeger names, would name their jaeger FRIENDSHIP MAGIC, spitefully paint it rainbow, and then get into an intricate silent contest with each other to find the most saccharine possible sticker in the world, and stick each contender to important things inside the cockpit.
jade and john’s jaeger would be named GHOST WOLF, completely sincerely.
jane and jake’s would be named PRIVATE DICK, and they would call it Richard, to the near-homicidal irritation of the other six kids.