my thanksgiving was filled with racist family members, flea-ridden animals, horny porny guests, and super dry turkey and the only thing i’m thankful of is that it’s O V E R

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Saint runs an inn for Time Travelers, which leaves him little time to write his trashy romance novels.

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I think I understand why, my parents dropped me off at this damn school. Maybe, it’s because when I was younger and out in public, I would levitate whatever was in little kid’s hands and spook the shit out of them because if they told anybody, they wouldn’t believe them. Does this make me a villain instead of superhero? I hope so.  That’s my goal in life.

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Today only there will be a sale on our Etsy shop here on any and all items!
Use Coupon code ouroboros when making your purchase to get 10% off!

[Please note that only the first three non-keychain/print orders today will be guaranteed to make it in time for Christmas, any orders made past that will be made on a first come first serve basis.]

I am also opening sketch commissions for today only, $5 per character. Send me an ask if you’d like one.

We can also take Plushie, Hat, and Kigurumi commissions! Send me an ask for a quote.
[Custom plushies starting at $50, Hats starting at $40, and Kigus starting at $100]

Our sale code can count towards custom sewing orders as well but not custom sketch commissions.

I took a shower in the new place, and noticed that the drain was a little slow, so I took a peek and noticed that there was some hair looped around the little screw bit down in there.

"No problem!" I think to myself. "Nothing a pair of needle-nose pliers can’t fix."

So I grab a pair, latch on to the bit of hair and pull…

…and pull.

So without going into details, I just pulled an 18-inch Lovecraftian horror out of my bathtub drain.

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We took morphine, diamorphine, cyclizine, codeine, temazepam, nitrazepam, phenobarbitone, sodium amytal, dextropropoxyphene, methadone, nalbuphine, pethidine, pentazocine, buprenorphine, dextromoramide, chlormethiazole. The streets are awash with drugs you can have for unhappiness and pain, and we took them all. Fuck it, we would have injected vitamin C if only they’d made it illegal. -Trainspotting(1996)