rent*

RENT

tune up 1: roger just tune that freaking guitar

Voice mail 1: stop mom youre embarrassing me

tune up 2: is he even tuning it 

rent: we all give absolutely zero fucks 

you okay honey?: stranger danger goes out the window but its okay 

tune up 3: why is that freaking guitar not tuned yet 

one song glory: roger is a crybaby

light my candle: sexual tension and fire

voice mail 2: HELLO. JOANNE IS A LAWYER WITH LAWYER PARENTS. 

today 4 U: angel is a (drag) queen your argument is invalid

Youll see: benny is pretty much a douche who thinks hes not a douche

tango maureen: maureen is really hot but also a pain in the ass

life support: mark is so friggin awkward/we are all dying

out tonight: mimi is also a queen and your argument is invalid

another day: cmon roger dont be a debbie downer 

will i?: its literally like the same 14 words over and over again but it will still make you cry

on the street: mark gets a wakeup call

santa fe: new mexico was cool before newsies 

Ill cover you: the only non-problematic relationship in this whole show*

we’re okay: joanne is a lawyer part 2

Christmas bells: its beginning to snow  

over the moon: moOO WIHT ME

la vie boheme: we give no fucks

I should tell you: roger and mimi sittin in a tree

La Vie Bohmem B: we give no fucks pt 2 

Seasons of love: quite possibly the only song you know out of all of these

Happy new year: friends break into a house/this champagne is terrible

voice mail 3: annoying girl is annoying

happy new year B: benny the party crasher/friends make up

take me or leave me: angry lesbians/now 

Seasons of Love B: idk why this song is here tbh but im not complaining

Without you: aw poor roger and mimi/ anGEL NO

Voice mail #4: annoying girl is annoying pt 2

contact: sex :0

I’ll Cover you (reprise): YOU  MAY HAVE BEEN TEARY EYED FOR EVERYTHING BEFORE THIS PART BUT I SWEAR TO GOD NO ONE WILL EVER BE READY ENOUGH FOR THIS SONG

Halloween: sad mark is sad

Goodbye love: everyone fights/mark and roger showdown

what you own: mark and roger regret their life changing decisions

Voice mail #5: everyones moms love them 

Finale: (but not really)

Your Eyes: seriously that took you a whole year its not even good

Finale B: tears 

*ok yeah thats not true 

okay joe is taking me shopping tomorrow for work clothes (since i don’t have anything even a little bit appropriate for an office) and then we are going to walk to the office to see where it is before i get myself into a panic on monday morning and to see how long it will take to get there.

im so nervous already