Old Rice

Wasting food can be a terrible act on par with genocide. It’s a thought that should course through every mind as they gaze upon the container full of rice that’s been gestating in the ‘fridge for an unknown period of time.

"Wastefulness is evil, and I’m hungry, so I should eat this and make some more to replace it."

We here at Bullshit advice agree that food should not be wasted, and it’s better to eat food than throw it out. We, however, will advise people from now on not to eat rice that has to be broken down with an ice pick.