jaifkncourtney asked:

"Has anyone ever told you you're really intense?" [Reeli]

“Eli, I have to be. This is a serious situation. If we lose that flag, I know for a fact that Jae and Jack will hold it over our heads for at least a year. Bry and Jen? Probably too busy making googly eyes at each other, so they’re not real competition, but Jae and Jack could take this right from under us if we don’t pay attention. Need I remind you that couples Capture the Flag was your idea?”

@the88wastaken with #reeli Bitch! @aface1 @harrybeeenyc @kimgnyc @ms_nesselsten @thatshusha If you are lucky they will let you see the video (Taken with Instagram at The 88)

Humans are absolutely disgustin.


Reese Holden and Elijah Graham are my notp because when ever I talk about them it’s always like “I FUCKING HATE THESE IDIOTS” and “THEY’RE SO STUPID” and the like. They’re a horrible, horrible ship that’s ridiculously cute and stupid and she’s a goddamn pyro [as in pyrokinetic not pyromaniac, though that could be debated] and he’s a fucking firefighter and she used to set fires to get his attention like this was a fucking game and his mutant hating sister wants to murder her and this ship has me saying “NO” every second of the day. Also this asshole got her a goddamn dalmatian puppy for Christmas because it’s fucking hilarious and she wanted a puppy and they’re both idiots and I hate them.

jaifkncourtney asked:

"Rrgh. I dunno. Could we just sand down all of the sharp corners? Would that be possible?" | "I think we should have another." [reeli]

“Rrgh. I dunno. Could we just sand down all of the sharp corners? Would that be possible?”

I don’t know, no one ever taught me how to baby-proof a house before! Don’t they have an instruction manual or something? Should I call my dad?

“I think we should have another.”

Yeah? Wanna start trying? Phe is at Rylie’s right now…

I was tagged by raindropskeepfallingonmyheart

Name: -
Nickname: Eli (pronuonced Ellie)

Birthday: August 11th

Star sign: Leo

Gender: Female

Height: 5'1½" (Yes I am tiny)

Sexual Orientation: Grey-Ace

Romantic Orientation: Heteroromantic
Favorite color: Pink, then orange, then yellow, then green…
Time and date at the current moment: April 10th, 2015 - 2:05PM
Average hrs of sleep: 7
Lucky number: 7

The last thing I Duckduckgo’d: don’t use it
First word that comes to mind: Floral
One place that makes me happy: The Movie Theater that’s half an hour from my house
How many blankets do I sleep under: 1 or 2

Favorite fictional character: Peter Pan, Quasimodo, Jack Frost, Hiccup, Toothless, Edmund Pevensie…
Favorite famous person: Julie Andrews
Celebrity crush: none
Favorite books: The Chronicles of Narnia, The Hunger Games, The Giver Trilogy, The Outsiders, A Series of Unfortunate Events
Favorite animes: Ouran High School Host Club
Favourite TV shows: Agent Carter, Adventure Time, Steven Universe…

Favorite musician/band: Regina Spektor

Favorite games: Kingdom Hearts, Mario Kart 
Last movie I’d seen in the cinema: Guardians of the Galaxy (It’s been way too long since the last time I went to the Cinema D:)
Dream Holiday: Going to a Disney Park on Christmas (I know I’m mentally a 5 year old)
Dream job: Still trying to figure that one out
Wearing right now: A T-shirt and Pyjama shorts
Last book I read: Does a textbook count? 

I’m tagging: peachdoxie, gentry-d, kelenloth, asbehsam, es-alright-reely, howto-train-your-starlordqueenofthepuddingbrains, rexbasileus, buckyonthelam