Fun things that have happened to me:
I received an electric bill that’s 5x the amount it has ever been, confirming my suspicions that my roommate (who is moving out in 10 days) has been using her room (which she installed an illegal lock on 2 months ago, right about the time the bill started multiplying) as a space to either grow or cook drugs.
The expensive Balenciaga bag I had redyed was not dyed properly. How do I know this? Because there is red dye that cannot be removed on at least 7 items of my favorite clothing.
I realized that I’m going to have to explain to my boss a. that I’m not comfortable with her taking credit for my writing b. that she has no idea what she’s doing when she talks about creating a website and writing a book c. that I know that what she means by “let’s create a website and write a book” is “you create a website, create all web content, write my book, and then I’ll take credit for it” d. that I need a raise
I broke out for the first time in a month
Weed would be nice, but as my wallet was stolen weeks ago, I cannot get any. The DMV doesn’t have appointments until October.
If you have read this far:
Do not give me advice. I KNOW.