Gavin Free: Don’t tap me! We’ve gotta have equal taps! No, no, you’ve tapped me twice, so I need to tap you one more time.

Michael Jones: I’m gonna tap you with my sword next!

Gavin Free: Yeah, but I need to tap you one more time.

Michael Jones: Imma tap you with my sword, next time you hit me.

Jack Pattillo: Stop tapping each other…

Geoff Ramsey: Jesus Christ, just bang and get over with it.

Ray Narvaez, Jr.: If you guys can… please fuck, you’d make a lot of people happy. 

Michael Jones: Fuck yeah! Michael/Gavin!

Geoff Ramsey: You’d make Tumblr so happy.

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