*calls the office of bill nye the science guy*
  • me:HELLO? I NEED TO SPEAK WITH BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY RIGHT AWAY. IT IS AN EMERGENCY.
  • secretary:I'm sorry, Bill is unavailable at the moment.
  • me:NO! HE NEEDS TO MAKE A VIDEO ABOUT THE DRESS. I NEED TO UNDERSTAND. I NEED TO!
  • secretary:I swear it's white and gold... Please hold. I will connect you to Bill.