ranching

My Little American Armalite

That brave LPG man came walking up our street
With 600 Federal soldiers gathered round his feet,
“Come out ya cowardly ammosexuals, come on out and fight!”
But he cried “I’m only joking!” when he heard my Armalite!

And it’s down at the Bundy Ranch that’s where I long to be
Lying in the dark with a patriot company
A Fudd on my left and another one on me right
And a clip of ammunition for me little Armalite!

The army came to visit me ‘twas in the early hours
With Blackhawks and MRAPS and buggered armoured cars,
They thought they had me cornered but I gave them all a fright
With the armourpiercing M855s of me little Armalite!

And it’s up in Ferguson, that’s where I long to be
Lying in the dark with a Black Panther company
A comrade on my left and another one on me right
And a clip of ammunition for me little Armalite!

Well the President called MDA to say the battles won
Bloomberg has told me we have them on the run,
The soccer moms and vegans while at Kroger’s that night
Said “send home for reinforcements, it’s the bloody Armalite!”


And it’s up in old Detroit that’s where I long to be
Lying in the dark with an anarchist company
cerebralzero on my left and tristikov on me right
And a clip of ammunition for me little Armalite!

Recap of the red team is:

Rhamnus

Victor

Spencer

Buzz

Ranch

Kierin

Rooney

Recap of the green team is:

Samuel

Kaden

Charcoal

Ran

Blair

Rhubarb

Gobby

The sims will now officially be put on freewill and it is up to them to survive! Side note: I have also put it that the green team cannot go in the red team room and vice versa.

While Rhamnus and Celery get in a good chat, Rooney starts playing the freaking guitar. Where he got it, I have no clue. I just found it hysterical.

Rooney: “GUISE. This one goes out to all the people I hate!”

Ran: “This isn’t my idea of a spectacular afternoon…”

Rhubarb: “This dude serious?”

These Sims are all over the place. I freaking love it!

Ranch: “Imma dance until my sheeps can’t dance no moar!”

Victor’s bad attitude is causing Sims to get points. Way to annoy him Blair! He’s not your teammate, but you still get 2 points!

Blair: “But I have a really, REALLY cool secret to tell you!”

Victor: “No.”

Blair: “It’s SUPER AWESOME COOL!”

Victor: “I said NO! Get away from me you giant puff of pink!”

I see how Blair is doing this. Using his awkwardness to cause pain. Good Job, dude. You’re still not doing it to the right team, though. That’s 2 more points for him.

Blair: “What do you MEAN, my closeness is making your uncomfortable?! That’s hurtful!”

Ranch: “Dude, relax! I just like my space!”