anonymous said:

Best things about your Best Friend?

You’re such a tool. Very subtle, woman. Okay. 

My best friend is a flawless creature by the name of Hannah Louise Philippson Madill. She is the polar opposite of me in every way. She is the love child of Joan Rivers, Miss Piggy (Not the pig quality. Although she does a good muppet impression), and Emma Stone. She is highly skilled in everything. She rides a moped. She is an artist and a fashion expert. She likes weird TV shows. She calls me horrible names at work and gets dirty looks from volunteers for doing so. (If you’re curious. Read any reply she’s put on a post of mine. Ever.) She accepts the fact that I suck at texting back. She has bright red hair and very nice cheekbones. She gets mean anon messages. So say nice things to her. She loves me and I love her.

PLUS SHE MAKES ME CUPCAKES AND STUFF AND I NEED TO STEP UP MY GAME AND GIVE HER A CAKE OR SOMETHING.

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I wanna talk about my best friend, because she wrote me a fantastic letter in regards to my audition, and it made me laugh and cry, and I printed it off and stuck it on my wall. 

I suck at communicating to people, I suck, I suck, I suck. 

But she’s literally the greatest. And I want everyone to know that. I love her boatloads. 

And I want a picture with her and her Miss Piggy, and I want it now. 

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