questionableartisan

  • Clayton:I deserve kudos.
  • Alyx:why
  • Clayton:I used the Law of Thermal Expansion and a key to open a bottle.
  • Alyx:...
  • Alyx:you ran it under hot water then pryed it open
  • Alyx:didnt you
  • Clayton:No.
  • Clayton:I used a lighter to heat the cap and bottle, thus speeding up the particle collisions, thus weakening the attractive forces in the cap.
  • Clayton:THEN I pried it open.
  • Alyx:I am not giving you kudos for that
  • Clayton:That's some real MacGyver shit.