Apparently it is LGBT selfie month, and lesbian day was either yesterday or today depending on whether you are following the rules set by anti-feminism-pro-equality or not. I elected to not follow their rules because go away anti-feminism. I also elected to post something that is not even a selfie, because a.) I do what I want and b.) if I had taken this picture myself you would NOT BE ABLE TO SEE MY SHOES AND THOSE SHOES ARE MY FAVORITE THING IN THE WORLD LOOK HOW SHINY OMG SHOES. This is the outfit I wore to a wedding last week and I couldn’t stop gloating over my shoes the whole time.
Anyway, this picture was taken by my wife. My lesbian wife. Whom I lesbian-married. Because I am a lesbian. Go lesbians.