quarkmonster said:

'kay then. Fandom: homestuck. Number 12. I can't really decide on a pairing, so choose what you like!

HAHAHAHA I’m not even joking I have so many accidental baby headcanons about every Homestuck.

Basically in a perfect world Rose and Kanaya live in a beautiful Victorian house and basically one day Kanaya finds a gurgling pink thing rolling around in her garden and she promptly freaks the fuck out because she has no idea what it is, how it got there, or what to do with it.

Rose attempts to take care of the poor baby while Kanaya is calling the authorities and summarily manages to light nearly everything on fire.  No one is sure how this happened.  Rose is very perturbed, because how the hell could her souse of a mother raise her from infancy when she herself can’t even get the damn thing to stop crying for one second.

Eventually they call Dave and Terezi out of sheer desperation, and amazingly enough (or not at all) Dave and Terezi are fucking great with kids.  Dave takes diaper duty and Terezi makes funny faces and eats half the baby food, but they put the kid down like pros.

Dave demands he be called the Grand High Baby Wrangler and Terezi names the kid “Applesauce Justicebaby” and holds him over Rose and Kanaya’s balcony while reenacting the Circle of Life from the Lion King.

quarkmonster said:

I'm pretty sure it was Monsterstuck which led me here, and then I stayed because you did good art and reblogged cool things, and inspired me to watch Utena (although I only reached episode 5, because I couldn't find anywhere good to watch it on the internet D: so I really haven't seen anything yet.)

ah thanks!  and yeah i hear it is hard to find a good stream these days :(

quarkmonster said:

I interpreted the previous anon as saying that they stared in horrified silence because they knew that this blog was going to make them really sad about Madoka Magica again, in which case I have to add my congratulations as well. You seem to have a real knack for finding just the right strips to give us all feelings

I’ll that that as as a compliment, then. Thank you! ^^

quarkmonster said:

heyyyyyyy there

1. First impression: who this. she seems kinda quiet

2. Truth is: UR REALLY GREAT AND SASSY AND KIND AND INTELLIGENT AND WONDERFUL

3. How old do you look: 18, 19

4. Have you ever made me laugh:  ALL THE TIME

5. Have you ever made me mad: nOPE

6. Best feature: EVERYTHING

7. Have I ever had a crush on you: palecrush <>

8. You’re my: MOIRAIL

9. Name in my phone: MADDIE

10. Should you post this too? YE!

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