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5sos with their kids
  • luke's daughter:daddy can you give me ceweal?
  • luke:wait sweetheart let me ask- ASHTON WHERE'S THE CEREAL
  • ashton:I DONT KNOW STOP SCREAMING AT ME WE'RE 2 FEET APART
  • ashton's son:*giggles uncontrollably*
  • calum's son:*walks up to luke's daughter* *hands cereal* here you go
  • luke's daughter:*blushes*
  • calum:look at my son, picking up chicks like-
  • luke:continue that sentence and I'll chop ur balls off
  • michael's son:daddy uncle luke said balls hehe
  • michael:there's nothing to cut bc uncle cal has no balls *high fives son*
  • calum:god michael ur such an asshole
  • ashton's son:daddy what's an asshole
  • ashton:oh my god where did you learn that word- MICHAEL CALUM CAN YOU NOT SWEAR IN FRONT OF MY KID
  • luke:stop screaming jesus christ
  • luke's daughter:*counts cheerios as she eat them* one... two... thwee...
  • michael's son:ur a loser lol
  • michael:that's my son right there
  • luke:oh jeez not again
  • calum's son:daddy did you get another tattoo
  • calum:yeah but don't tell mom
  • calum's son:but you can't hide that
  • calum:not if you wear a sweater, son
  • luke's daughter:DADDY UNCLE MIKEY'S SON IS BEING AN- wait what's the word -AN ASS
  • luke:whERE DID YOU LEARN THAT WORD
  • all the kids:uncle calum
  • luke:*glares at calum*
  • michael's son:daddy is this what you call a fucked up moment?
  • ashton:oh my god where do you kids learn these words *stubs toe* MOTHERFUCKER
  • calum's son:isn't that my daddy's job
  • calum:nice one *high fives son*
  • luke:why did it reach this point all I did was ask ash from some damn cereal
  • luke's daughter:daddy what does damn me-
  • ashton:no need to learn that word child, no need

LUKE DOES THIS THING WHERE HE TILTS HIS HEAD TO THE SIDE AND SMILES CHEEKILY LIKE A NAUGHTY 5 YEAR OLD I CANT BREATHE

i’m so done

so fuCKING DONE WITH LUKE 

ur lying if you say you don’t miss hair down hemmo in his smiley face shirt and calum in his santa cruz singlet and irwin glasses and dark haired mikey in his magic 8 ball baseball tee

YOU'RE LYING IF YOU SAID THAT LASHTON HASN'T BEEN YOUR FAVORITE 5SOS SHIP EVEN FOR A MINUTE

ASH LEFT AND LUKE WAS LIKE ‘Aww come back!’

AND WHEN ASHTON CAME BACK, LUKE KINDA JUST