5sos with their kids
  • luke's daughter:daddy can you give me ceweal?
  • luke:wait sweetheart let me ask- ASHTON WHERE'S THE CEREAL
  • ashton:I DONT KNOW STOP SCREAMING AT ME WE'RE 2 FEET APART
  • ashton's son:*giggles uncontrollably*
  • calum's son:*walks up to luke's daughter* *hands cereal* here you go
  • luke's daughter:*blushes*
  • calum:look at my son, picking up chicks like-
  • luke:continue that sentence and I'll chop ur balls off
  • michael's son:daddy uncle luke said balls hehe
  • michael:there's nothing to cut bc uncle cal has no balls *high fives son*
  • calum:god michael ur such an asshole
  • ashton's son:daddy what's an asshole
  • ashton:oh my god where did you learn that word- MICHAEL CALUM CAN YOU NOT SWEAR IN FRONT OF MY KID
  • luke:stop screaming jesus christ
  • luke's daughter:*counts cheerios as she eat them* one... two... thwee...
  • michael's son:ur a loser lol
  • michael:that's my son right there
  • luke:oh jeez not again
  • calum's son:daddy did you get another tattoo
  • calum:yeah but don't tell mom
  • calum's son:but you can't hide that
  • calum:not if you wear a sweater, son
  • luke's daughter:DADDY UNCLE MIKEY'S SON IS BEING AN- wait what's the word -AN ASS
  • luke:whERE DID YOU LEARN THAT WORD
  • all the kids:uncle calum
  • luke:*glares at calum*
  • michael's son:daddy is this what you call a fucked up moment?
  • ashton:oh my god where do you kids learn these words *stubs toe* MOTHERFUCKER
  • calum's son:isn't that my daddy's job
  • calum:nice one *high fives son*
  • luke:why did it reach this point all I did was ask ash from some damn cereal
  • luke's daughter:daddy what does damn me-
  • ashton:no need to learn that word child, no need

LUKE DOES THIS THING WHERE HE TILTS HIS HEAD TO THE SIDE AND SMILES CHEEKILY LIKE A NAUGHTY 5 YEAR OLD I CANT BREATHE

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i’m so done

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so fuCKING DONE WITH LUKE 

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