I love how Filipino mythological monsters, no matter how big and terrifying they are, can also be really nice???

Colossal tree demons that daze travellers and cause people to go astray?

It’s high on weed and wants to be your friend. May also develop a crush on you and grant you wishes. Literally stoned all the time.

Giant cyclopses with immense strength and amplified senses?

Plays around in the forest giggling at it’s own jokes and running away from other animals and people because it’s too shy. 

Hobgoblins knowledgeable of ancient magic involving complete human bodily deconstruction?

Won’t harm anyone if you excuse yourself when near its presence. Can also bless you with good fortune if knows you won’t bring harm to its underground home.

Shapeshifting, day-walking, human eating monsters with scorpion tail proboscises tongues, detachable upper bodies that crawl on ceilings, and make disturbing noises in the dark if it spots you?

Can be socially awkward, introverted, shy, and implied to be terrible at cooking and choosing to eat out instead. They also have standards when it comes to hunting: neighbors and human friends are completely off limits and may even be protected.

theburningking said:

a nuno sa punso, perhaps! (old man in the anthill, or in your case, a lady of the anthill?) we need to ask permission to pass your anthill or else you're gonna be cross as hell and make us lose our way unless we put on our shirt inside out.

I like this. Approved.

thegavichal said:

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thegavichal said:

ANON IS FOR PUSSIES. do meeeeee (up the butt)

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oh i’ll do u baby

do i follow: unfortunately, yes

do they follow: i heard the bushes outside rustling earlier, and spotted a naked figure with a pair of binoculars sprinting across my lawn so one can only assume that the answer is a resounding yes

comment: get out of here you piece of shit, you’re perfection in human form and you know it

blacklist #url game

send me urls and i will do this^

thegavichal said:

My fave song is 'Land of the Dicks' from the hit starkid musical 'Me and My Dick' xoxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxox :D

Song: not really my thing | okay | like it | can i get a heck yeah | oh my god marry me | ur a fucking scumbag

Icon: wat??? | okay | awesome | flawless | OMG | asdfghjkl | 
URL: wat ??? |  okay | awesome | flawless | OMG | asdfghjkl 
Theme: okay | awesome | flawless | OMG | asdfghjkl | 
Posts: okay | awesome | flawless | OMG | asdfghjkl | 
Overall: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 |asdfghjkl 

Comment: get the fuck outta here

Compliment: no ur a peen xoxo

Following: ur cool but nah | yes | forever and always bby | i am now 

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