Penny Dreadful writers: Let’s make a really loveable character

Penny Dreadful writers: filled with childlike wonder

Penny Dreadful writers: he’ll say things like ‘chestnut?’ and ‘fairy lights’ and he’ll sing

Penny Dreadful writers: and let’s make him yearn for friends - ten or more

Penny Dreadful writers: then when everyone loves him

Penny Dreadful writers: let’s literally tear him in half not a second later.