Dear parent/host/transportation,

I know I don’t give you anything except for muscle aches, headaches, swollen feet, nausea, mood swings, and the always-present risk of dying…

But all I ask of you now is constant, unimpeded access to all of your tissues, nutrients, fluids, and for free room and board inside of one of your organs.

I PROBABLY won’t kill or permanantly injure you. Probably.

So how’s about it? Also I won’t pay rent and it’ll take you like $500,000 altogether to raise me to adulthood but I’ll probably be in your hair until I’m like 25.

But cmooooooon!

No feelings or emotions,

anonymous said:

Pro-lifers are so disgustingly obsessed with a fetus they're not even pregnant with. It's like they want your fetus, like your fetus is the chosen one, they're after it. THEY CRAVE THE SMELL OF AMNIOTIC FLUID!!! THEY WANNA KEEP YOUR PLACENTA AND HANG IT UP IN THEIR DINING ROOM!!



Mr. Dawkins,

I’d let you meet my son if you promised to open your mind, your eyes, and your heart to a unique kind of absolute beauty. But, in my request for you to be tolerant, I’d have to warn Trig he must be tolerant, too, because he may superficially look at you as kind of awkward. I’ll make sure he’s polite, though!


Sarah Palin & family

Polish doctor that refused to perform abortion named a “hero”

Dr Bogdan Chazan was visited by an expecting mother (32 weeks into pregnancy), who already had 5 miscarriages before and was worried about her health. It turned out that the fetus had hydrocephalus, undeveloped brain and was missing many bones from its skull. The Doctor refused to perform an abortion and didn’t send the woman to another hospital which could do so (according to polish law, if a doctor doesn’t want to perform an abortion, he has to choose another hospital which will agree to do so). Chazan was named a “local hero” and “true warrior of Jesus in the name of life of the unborn” by many polish politicians and catholic activists. He used conscience clause as an excuse for his actions.

The woman gave birth to the child through a C-section. She and her husband spent 10 painful days watching their deformed child die a horrible death. When she finally decided to speak out, she said:

During these 10 days, no priest, no pro life activist or even dr Chazan came to see the child, to ask if they can help. It was really hard to look at our child. We knew what was coming, but it was still very hard to cope with

Congratulations, pro-lifers - another “life” saved, another “happy” child and “happy” family. 

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  • Pro-lifers:You're all murderers, you're going to hell!
  • Pro-lifers:*doxxes medical patient's private info*
  • Pro-lifers:If you are pro-abortion, you're as bad as the Nazis!
  • Pro-lifers:*sets abortion clinic on fire*
  • Pro-lifers:You're the mother to a dead baby, God hates you!
  • Pro-lifers:*shows triggering gore images in public*
  • Pro-lifers:Pregnant rape victims who abort are just as bad as their rapist!
  • Pro-lifers:*stalks abortion clinic staff, murders abortion doctors*
  • Pro-choicer:Pro-lifers are scum.
  • Pro-lifers:Hey that's bullying, and that's wrong! If you want to have a debate, be civil about it. You are triggering me for simply having different beliefs from you! You're not going to win anyone over to your side that way! You have to be nicer to me while I am taking away your rights!!
"Fetuses have rights, too!"

In order to have rights - that pertain to US laws - you have to be a citizen of the US. 

To be a US citizen you either:

  • have to be born in the US
  • born to US citizens (if born abroad)
  • pass a citizenship test.  

Fetuses are the “pre-born.”

So, nope, fetuses do not have any rights in the US. :)