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What time she wakes up honestly depends on what day it is. If she’s got work, she’s out of the house by 7 AM cuz she gets to see the Joker and she is very excited. Though she’s skipping out on work a lot more often now, she tries to make it as much as she can and the reason has changed: it’s less about wanting to help the people inside of Arkham now and def more about seeing you-know-who (not Voldemort).
Inside of Arkham, during her sessions with the Joker, gross stuff happens and I think you can guess what it is so I don’t have to write it. She tells him about the stuff that’s happening on the outside, people she talks to on the internet (so she’s probably mentioned you and talked about stuff you said in private, unless she really wanted to keep it from him, soz) and he probably pretends like he cares she watched clips of cartoons on Youtube for like six hours. If she makes him angry, he hurts her, even though he’s all locked up. She’s got lots of bruises and cuts from him that she tries to hide that aren’t from fights she gets into outside of work.
Other days, she gets into brawls with good guys or people who owe the Joker cash. She does lots of his work while he’s locked up and she doesn’t always like it. After a fight, she’ll clean herself off and probably cry or laugh or both for a few minutes, and then go check on the hideout to make sure the thugs aren’t being stupid.
After that, she’ll head back to Selina’s place, which is where she’s staying right now, and put on some cartoon-themed pajamas and watch TV or play games for hours until it’s time to stretch/exercise cuz it’s important or something?? Then she’ll pretend to do work on the computer and actually go online and bother the world instead, and then try to bake a cake.
At night, she shares a bed (that used to be a bouncy castle) with Selina. She’ll read herself to sleep with some storybook and hugging a few of her many teddies. She probably drools and snores and steals the blankets. Rude.