• Sirius:Alright, alright, so hear me out.
  • Sirius:I'm out of prison now and I want to see Harry, right?
  • Remus:Yes.
  • Sirius:Just want to see how the lad has grown up into a man and all of that.
  • Remus:Completely understandable, yes.
  • Sirius:So how about I visit him-
  • Remus:Wait, what about-
  • Sirius:In secret, of course.
  • Remus:Oh, of course then, yes.
  • Sirius:And instead of sending him a letter first to explain to him who I am and what happened and why I'm not a mass murderer,
  • Remus:...okay....?
  • Sirius:I show up in a dark alleyway as a large black dog and stare at him before mysteriously disappearing into the night.
  • Remus:...What- no-
  • Sirius:Flawless plan.
  • Remus:Sirius, maybe you should just write the letter-
  • Sirius:And then I'll send him a gift at Hogwarts. An absurdly expensive gift that will probably raise a few red flags.
  • Remus:Sirius no, I really think-
  • Sirius:Nothing about this can possibly go wrong.
  • Remus:Sirius, I dON'T THINK-
  • Sirius:OFF TO PRIVET DRIVE