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"You know, even though we’ve watched Pretty Woman like 36 times, I never get tired of making fun of it.”
"Oh, I know. Aw, poor thing. Look, they won’t let her shop. Yeah, like those sales girls in Beverly Hills aren’t bigger whores than she is."
"I know."
"Oh, my God, listen to that sad, sad music as she leaves."
"It’s like, boo hoo. But it is actually kind of sad."

Pretty Woman (1990) in Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion (1997)

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Stydia AU → Pretty Woman
When I was a little girl, my mama used to lock me in the attic when I was bad, which was pretty often. And I would- I would pretend I was a princess… trapped in a tower by a wicked queen. And then suddenly this knight… on a white horse with these colors flying would come charging up and draw his sword. And I would wave. And he would climb up the tower and rescue me. But never in all the time… that I had this dream did the knight say to me, “Come on, baby, I’ll put you up in a great condo.”

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