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I had a busy day, mel and I went to the hospital for a checkup on my thumb. It’s looking good i’ll wear a cast just for 3 more weeks, after the hospital we went for lunch then to a beauty salon to get a tan for mel and a brazilian wax for me. I’m still pregnant, spitting like a snake but I feel good my skin is smooth and silky.
Franz and I had a fight this morning, I asked him to kiss me and he gave me the “rest and relax” excuse. Now I can’t even get a kiss or have sex, it’s not good for my blood pressure doctor’s orders. F*ck that i’ll kiss him all I want and do more if I feel like it and if I die, i’ll die a very happy woman😘

MY BOYFRIEND ALSO DIDN’T ALLOW THE KITTIES IN THE ROOM LAST NIGHT BC MITTENS MADE ONE OF OUR (POSSIBLY PREGNANT) SNAKES THROW UP 2 TOADS SHE ATE WHEN HE WAS IN THE ROOM SLEEPING SO THEY WERE GROUNDED BUT I LET CATBIT IN THE ROOM WITH ME BC SHE WAS PUNISHED THOUGH SHE DID NOTHING BUT I FEEL SO BAD BC MITTENS JUST TRIED TO QUIETLY WALK IN AND I SAID “MITTENS, YOU KNOW YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED BACK IN HERE YET” AND SHE JUST MEOWED AT ME AND WALKED OUT. SHE KNOWS. I FEEL BAD BUT SHE KNOWS. I AM KICKING THEM ALL OUT AGAIN.

Seabreeze was crammed in her hide all day today and I wasn’t about to disturb her, so here’s a pic from last week.

Six weeks away from her due date! I thought I’d be much more impatient for babies, but I’m mainly just thrilled she’s doing so well. She’s apparently got the pregnant ‘glow’ going on. If anything, I can’t wait for her to be done so I can pamper her with rats, soaks, and rest.   

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I been trying to find this stupid comic strip that mentally pisses me off. It’s a pregnant snake (not laying fucking eyes like normal) and her husband is like “WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT YOU CAN FEEL THE BABY KICKING????” and theres a bear dressed as a mailman in the background.

7 weeks to go (I’m counting down). Lots of scale separation and she’s starting to get noticeably thinner up top. Still eating too, which is good.

No telling how many babies she’s going to drop - since she’s a first time mom I’d expect a small litter, but she’s also a pretty big-bodied girl. Guess we’ll find out… May can’t get here fast enough!