prajwhale said:

AYO HOGAN!!! HAPPPY BIRTHDAY PERFOGAN :') YOU ARE SUCH AN AMAZING PERSON AND I HOPE TO HANG OUT AND MEET YOU ONE DAY :) HAVE AN AMAZING DAY YOU DESERVE ALL THE HAPPINESS TODAY :D

WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. THANK YOU PERFWOL. ❤❤❤❤❤❤

prajwhale said:

A-Z HAHAHAHA

THANK YOU. I LOVE YOU TOO.

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A: Are you a virgin?

El oh el. Yes.

B: 3 biggest pet peeves

  • People asking questions
  • Me answering questions
  • Bullet lists
Just kidding. I love you. ❤

C: Celebrity crush?

I’d go with Emma Watson.

D: If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?

I would go back in time and tell the art school that rejected Hitler to accept him.

E: Do you smoke?

Nah.

F: Do you drink?

All the time. Bottoms up on that H2O, yeah?

G: If you had to rank yourself on a scale of 1 to 10, what would you be?

-9001.

H: Longest relationship and with who?

Marriage with @linkolin for about nine months.

I: 5 turn ons

When they…

  1. reply fast. Communication is really important to me.
  2. know when to be serious and when to be silly.
  3. can put up with my nerdy pick-up lines. I’m obsessed.
  4. are comfortable enough with me to casually make sexual innuendos a normal thing.
  5. are a Harry potter fan (this actually isn’t optional).

J: 5 turn offs

When they…

  1.  have dreadlocks.
  2. do drugs.
  3. are rude to clerks/waiters/waitresses.
  4. laugh at something they know is important to me.
  5. don’t like Harry Potter (dealbreaker).

K: What’s the biggest lie you have ever told?

I have read and agree to the Terms and Conditions.

L: Would you ever date someone of another race?

Of course.

M: What is your sexual orientation?

Straight.

N: Top 5 traits you look for in a person that you want to have a relationship with

They must be…

  1. a Harry Potter fan.
  2. human.
  3. alive.
  4. Dude, I really don’t have high standards. Why do there have to be so many reasons.
  5. Uh. Decisive. Because, as you can see, I suck at deciding things.

O: Who are you crushing on right now?

Hmm. I don’t know. Feelings are weird things.

P: Who is your bestfriend?

Please define the term, “friends.”

Q: Your guilty pleasure?

FOOOOOOOD.

R: Who was your first kiss?

Non-applicable? I kiss my stuffed animals and Harry Potter books? Does that count?

S: Do looks matter to you?

No. I can’t really tell attractiveness, really.

T: What kind of underwear are you wearing?

NORMAL UNDERWEAR OKAY. I DON’T KNOW, MAN.

U: How big is your penis or for a girl, how big are your boobs

Uh. Let’s just say I’m not much out of ordinary.

V: How far have you gone?

Uh. High-five? Maybe? Picking up a pencil for someone?

W: Do you like it when people play with your hair?

Yeah, for the most part.

X: Are you circumcised?

I’m not cut out for that…

Y: Do you name your private parts?

Nah.

Z: What are your three favorite blogs?

  1. Me
  2. Myself
  3. I

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