JB and Batman (you’re welcome ^^)
A great way to tell when Jaebum is drunk is when he starts saying, “I’m not drunk!”
Another way is he likes telling secrets. Nothing too personal. Actually, they aren’t really secrets even though Jaebum says they’re secrets. They’re more like little confessions that you already know, but he’s whispering it as if it was a secret. But one secret was usually him playing, saying that he was a fictional character. It was kind of like playing 2 Truths, 1 Lie Game with Jaebum when he’s drunk. The lie was usually him being a fictional character.
Tonight was no different.
He had told you about a few of the members sleeping habits. What he missed from home. What Jackson was hiding under his pillow. And also where the JYP trainees hid their junk food in the practice rooms.
With one of his arms slung over your shoulders and you trying to hold him up, you and Jaebum slowly and in a very clumsy manner, climbed up the stairs to your apartment building. You thought it would be a good idea to have him stay the night instead of trying to sneak him into GOT7’s dorm where most of the kids were probably asleep.
“Psst… ____-ah… PSSSSTTTTTT…”
You turned your head away from Jaebum as he blew air whispered into your ear. He reeked of alcohol, it was a little hard to stand with him so close, but you knew if you let him walk on his own, he’ll just fall straight to the ground.
“What, Jae… we’re almost to my apartment.”
With his best deep, growling voice, he answered. “I’m Batman.”
You let out a groan and then a sigh. “Good for you, babe.”
“No. Not ‘babe.’ *growly voice* Batman!”
“Oh, for the love of…”
You propped Jaebum up a little more as you reached your door. You pressed him against the wall a bit for you to unlock the door. You tugged your boyfriend on you once again and walked you both into your dark apartment.
“I smell cookies~” he slurred. “Psst… ____-ie~ you make the best cookies~ but don’t tell anyone… it’s secret.”
You rolled your eyes and slipped off your shoes before helping Jaebum with his. You walked him into your home and was planning to take him to your room, but only managed to make it to the couch instead.
You let out a sigh and just let him get comfortable. You were about to grab a few pillows and a blanket for him, but Jaebum grabbed your arm and lightly tugged you towards him. You sat down on the couch and Jaebum slowly sat up and looked at you with a sleepy expression.
“I have to tell you something.”
“What is it?” you asked a little irritated.
“Two things, actually. But their both secrets so you can’t tell nobody.”
“What is it, Jaebum?”
He leaned in close to you, a smile on his face and you could see the sincerity in his eyes. “You’re the only person I have ever truly loved. And out of all the people that I care about in my life, I love you the most.”
His words were a little jumbled together, but it was still enough to make you blush. Words like “I love you” were only said every so often since it was still new to you both and still a bit embarrassing. But it was nice to hear.
“I love you too, Jaebummie.”
“Yes. Now, what’s the second thing?”
“*growly voice* I’m Batman.”
And with that, his head fell against your shoulder and your loving boyfriend began to snore.