pottys

Sub-woofers

“During the night, one of us is peeing on the new subfloor that our owners worked very hard to install, EVEN THOUGH we are let out to potty during the night.” “She did it” “He did it.” Winston the Boston and Ruby the Jack Russell decided to show us that they were fed up with our major renovation, which included ripping up the subfloor in our house and installing a new one. It’s their special way to help us renovate.

@people who hate nintendo

don’t worry honey… your consoles will get games eventually im sure… meanwhile we really need to work on your potty training

My Ute

It’s amazing how much we don’t know about our own reproductive organs. While on a job a long time ago a woman told me the story of her hysterectomy. She said she had been in the shower one day and she had this heavy feeling down below and there it was, her uterus had collapsed and was hanging out of her vagina. I couldn’t believe it, I didn’t even know that was possible. Well, it is possible and happens to more women than you would think.

This has been a huge fear of mine since hearing this story. I’ve always had heavy periods and thought that somehow this would happen to me. Lifting heavy things (and weights) has always terrified me because I didn’t want to lose my uterus. So every time I see crossfit posts it sort of makes me cringe.

Now after having babies I understand the reality of what is going on. I understand that my uterus is a muscle and keeping a healthy pelvic floor is just as important to my whole well being. Not only is important for women but it’s also important for men. Kiegels are the number one excercise you need to do to maintain elasticity in that area as well as deep squats. I always forget to do them but they are so important. Since getting my period back after having Owen I’ve noticed a huge change in my body and have had to really push out scary thoughts of having to lose my uterus. Postpartum life is hard and I wish more people would have warned me about this type of stuff.

So my sister’s almost 4 years old. I’m babysitting her right now and I set up Steven Universe for us to watch together and I needed to go potty real quick. So I left the room and when I came back she had tears streaming down her face and I’m like “Samantha what’s wrong?” and she’s like “Steven’s mom is so pretty” I’m like same kid. same

Especially for women, you need a certain face at award shows when you lose or you’re an asshole. You can’t have a potty mouth or an opinion. In the South, getting judged on superficial stuff is a real thing. And I’m not attacking the people that might get something positive out of pageantry; I’m just not into being judged in that way. I’d rather lose for what I am than win for something that I’m not.
—  Kacey Musgraves