When people talk to me claiming to be Potterheads and never read the books

 ”Peeves? Who?”

"James Potter was an amazing Seeker"

"Voldemort was a pureblood, right?"

"I can’t believe Wormtail was the only Marauder who survived!"

"Dobby’s death wasn’t that sad; he was only in one other movie"

"I cannot believe Cho snitched on them!"

"S.P.E.W.?! What’s that?"

"So what did Harry do with the money he won from the Triwizard Tournament?"

"Fred and George weren’t that mischievous" 


Don’t try and talk to me like you know Harry Potter if you’ve never read the books.