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Steve could easily be a great porn star.  Especially with the porno ‘stache.  Actually this whole set up seemed a little like the start of a crappy porn film.  (Not that I’d know, like.)  Like Steve would enter and he’s all like, “I gotta delivery.  It’s peanuts.”  Then the girl would be all like, “Did you say…penis?”  Then Steve would reply, “No. Peanuts.  Definitely no snakes in there…but there is one in my pants.”

Why? Why am I writing porn dialogue?

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