1063. Muggleborn poker enthusiasts start a card club that meets regularly, but when purebloods start playing and start using magic the aim of the game becomes to cheat as much as possible without getting caught.
two men were brought up on federal hacking charges when they exploited a bug in video poker machines and won half a million dollars. His lawyer argued, “All these guys did is simply push a sequence of buttons that they were legally entitled to push.” The case was dismissed.
You and Neymar had a double date with Pique, the very pregnant Shakira (pregnant Shakira was the best) and of course, Milan. You had decided to go to an Italian restaurant because Shakira was craving pasta and what the pregnant women wanted, she got - instantly.
You were supposed to meet them at around 6:30. It was now 6:15 and you were all dressed and ready, now searching for your new strappy heels that you bought.
You were certain you had left them on the floo-
"POKER!" You screamed. The puppy was curled up with the new shoes, gnawing at the strap of the new red shoes. He didn’t even look up when you called him.
"Stop! Stop!" You screamed, pulling the shoe from him. He then took the other one in his mouth, dragging it out of the room. You chased after him, but he ran right into the waiting arms of Neymar.
"What are you doing, little buddy?" He cooed, then noticed the destroyed shoe. "Uh oh, you found a new toy?" Neymar asked.
"Neymar, I can’t take this stupid dog any longer, he keeps destroying everyth-"
Neymar held the puppy up, who batted his eyes at you. You paused. “Look how cute he is, Y/N, he didn’t mean it!” Neymar told you. He put the puppy’s cheek beside his.
"Don’t you love your two favourite boys?" Neymar asked. Damn it. He always got his way.
"You’re replacing those shoes." You told him, walking about into the bedroom you shared to find a new pair to wear.
"See poker, she loves us." Neymar told the little dog.
"Uh…Ney..you might want to come here." You said between laughs. Neymar walked into the bedroom with the puppy still in his arms, witnessing his golden mercurial’s destroyed.