Gladstone knows a little something about buying makeup, even though he hasn’t done it in, like, WEEKS.
#3. Mall Makeup Mirrors
Although not based on personal experience, I’ve heard women bemoan how awful they seem to look in the mall makeup counter mirrors. Their color is washed out. Their cheeks look sunken. Their eyes are mere chasms of darkness where joy once lived. Horrified by their terrifying visage, they whip out their purses, pocketbooks, and money clips (if they’re incredibly butch) to purchase cosmetics to help soften and remedy the horrific effects of time. … Before you go having a nervous breakdown, consider this: it’s the mall’s job to sell you stuff to make you look better.