I am currently writing this week’s Mythology Mondays, which is the Naming of Athens, as voted for by at least 10 people. Maybe even 11. Not quite 12, anyway.
Firstly, it’s very important to me that you know that I’ve created a ‘Trash Talk’ playlist just to accompany this myth, which includes such classics as ‘Hollaback Girl’.
Secondly, it’s equally important to me that you know that you too can vote on weekly myth retellings over on the Facebook page, so you can go and look at that if you’re so inclined. You have almost nothing to lose by doing so; I’m a benevolent sort of god and I hardly ever impregnate my followers in the guise of a swan, apart from that one time.