pizzaa!

I’ve done basically all I can do to this living room and kitchen. Roommate is just gunna have to clean up her shit. I don’t know what she wants to throw away and what she wants to keep. I have no idea what she wants me to do with her board games either. 

On a different note, I need to find out how late some pizza places are open so I can get a pizza for Saturday night. 

  • Nilla:tilaan pizzaa, siin menee aina tunti ni käyn nostaa rahaa, ootappa kuule kotona mua
  • Mä:ok
  • Kello:oho puol tuntia menny
  • Ovikello:pim vitun pom
  • Mä:nyt nolottaa :( mun kämppis on nostamassa rahaa. Missähän se on hehe

homelessateam asked:

A - Z, baby

A: Age- 15
B: Where I’m from- Englandd
C: Where I would like to live- The US i think?/?
D: Favourite food-Pizzaa
E: Religion- I’m not religious 
F: Sexual orientation- who knows really
G: Single/taken- ?? It’s complicated
H: Favourite book- Rn its the five people you meet in heaven by mitch albom
I: Eye colour-Hazel
J: Favourite movie- The Perks of Being A Wallflower
K: Favourite TV show- Ahhh idk i like quite a few rn it’s orphan black
L: Favourite band/singer- Idk i like a lot rn i’m listening to lana del rey
M: Random fact about me- Idk?? I love candles so much
N: Favorite day of the year- I don’t have one
O: Favourite colour- Black lol so emo
P: If I have any pets; if so, their names- YES I have a cat called Poppy and a puppy called Beau they r the lights of my life
Q: What I’m listening to right now- Lana Del Rey
R: Last movie I’ve watched- Trainspotting
S: What’s my ringtone- Panic At The Disco
T: Favourite male character from a TV show- Felix from orphan is the new black
U: Favourite female character from a TV show- Oh god ermm I can’t even pick
V: What my name means- I don’t actually know 
W: Favourite superhero- All of them
X: Celebrity crush- Ruby Rose 
Y: My birthday- 24th of july
Z: Ever self-harmed? Kinda in recovery kinda not

Thank u Diana darlin xoxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox


designs dogecoin pizzaAs a valid all around kitchen knife, use Kitchen machete. Because shibies crazy like that.Ingredients1/4 cup (60ml) olive oil, because this is how we roll, shibies.1 eschalot, finely chopped3 garlic cloves, finely chopped. Do it with the Kitchen machete. DO EEET!2 long red chillies, seeds removed, finely chopped. Wash hands immediatelly afterwards.20 green prawns, peeled, deveined. May their souls rest in wow.½ cup (125ml) tomato passata. If you want to be non fancy, get a blender, put tomatoes in, and then pour the mix through a strainer/kitchen towel in a cup. It’s basically tomato purree, only it costs more.2 tablespoons tomato sauce. Or, you know, take ketchup. It’s basically the same, and I know you shibies are continually broke.2 pitas, also known as lebanese breads. Because, just like dogecoin, we don’t do it the normal way, even when it looks too simple. Plus, it’s unwise to trust you fuckers around too much dough.½ small pineapple, peeled, cored, sliced in rings. If you want to be lazy, buy one out of the can. But don’t, you have not lived untill you have sliced and shaved a pineapple with a machete.1 red capsicum, thinly sliced. protip: Whatever you do, the next thing after thinly slicing the capiscum is going to be washing your hands. with soap. a lot. You will thank me later.12 mozarella cheese balls. Buy bocconcini, because we fancy like that.Chopped peanuts and coriander leaves, to decorate. In a pinch, use something that is green, and looks fancy.For the cook: 1 Bottle of brown rum, a whiskey glass, and a supply of icecubes. If you are a junior cook, replace rum with pineapple juice. If you are a senior cook, but like to drink like a junior cook, 4 icecubes, half dark rum, half pineapple juice from the can, top it off with icecream sprinkles. If you are a senior cook, Just drink the rum.Assembley:Step 1Preheat the oven to 200°C and line 2 baking trays with baking paper. In casre you forgot to buy baking paper, use normal paper from your printer tray.Step 2Heat the oil in a large pan over medium-low heat. “Tipp” the pan with that eschalot and garlic, then cook, stirring, for 5-6 minutes until everything has softened. Increase the heat to medium and tip the chilli and prawns into the mix. Season and cook for 3-4 minutes until the prawns are just cooked. Remove the pan from the heat, then transfer chilli prawns to a plate, using a slotted spoon. For those of you not in the know, prawns go on the plate, #datwowsauce stays in the pan. Sklotted spoon is the easiest, but other things work as well.Step 3Combine tomato passata and tomato sauce in a bowl, season , then spread half over 1 Lebanese bread. Use kitchen machete for advanced spreading techniques. Have a glass of rum. Hell, have two, and use dogerain to tip those shibies not having delicious pizza. Top with half the chilli prawns, pineapple, capsicum and bocconcini, then season. Repeat with remaining bread, sauce and toppings.Step 4Drain any oil from the pan used to cook the chilli prawns, then use a teaspoon to scatter some of the cooked eschalot and garlic over the pizzas. In case you are one filthy shibie, splatter a bit of oil all over the pizza. Place pizzas on the prepared trays and bake for 10-12 minutes until golden and crisp. Remove pizzas from the oven and scatter with peanuts and coriander leaves, then slice and serve immediately.Step 5: Have Pizza and Rum. via /r/dogecoin

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