Tony:No, no no, *threatening*. No drink? You sure? I'm having one.
Loki:Uh, no, I'd better not. Alcohol plays havoc with my bladder. You don't want to be in the throes of battle and then suddenly have to stop mid-fight to have a piss.
Loki:Yes. Learned that the hard way after some pre-battling mead led to the lot of us urinating like Frost Giants crying in a jungle stream.
Tony:I'm sure I'll be fine. It'll get soaked up by lunch.
Loki:Lean protein and slow-release carbohydrates? Because anything else will make you tired, irritable and sluggish, and therefore ill-prepared to battle anything other than the violent stirrings of your own colon.
Loki:The heartburn is coming. Nothing will change that.