Please ignore the bad singing of Corrin the bard.
I’ve come to tell you a tale or two
of a fearsome pirate crew!
We’re the most feared in all the land
and across the eleventy seas.
We’re not to be messed with
or poked in the rear.
We’ve dragons, and elves, and a dwarf even too!
Our Kraken Queen captain
is glaring at me.
So I’d best stop this singing.
Come drink more with me!