Aries: har har har give me the booty
Taurus: stays on the ship and takes care of the captain’s pet parrot
Gemini: What do you MEAN?? how DARE you insinuate that I am pirating movies?!!!??!?!
Cancer: can I steer the ship, captain?? (*captain, reluctantly: “…fine.”*) *EXCITED SQUEALING*
Leo: I don’t think we should steal from people… (not really a real pirate. Leos are too nice. dammit.)
Virgo: AYE! AYE!! AAAAYE!!! (Yes, Jim, we know you lost your eye. You have to wear the eyepatch.)
Libra: actually tries to be a serious pirate
Scorpio: I don’t really feel like looting, can’t we just make them put money into my Paypal?
Sagittarius: constantly tries to make the captain’s parrot talk
Capricorn: gets caught playing with the captain’s sword and just walks away sheepishly
Aquarius: gets arrested for being an asshole pirate
Pisces: spends 85% of their time in the brig for doing stupid shit