Au prompt: “this is totally awkward considering before this the only interactions we’ve ever had have been casual nods to each other in the hallway but there’s a huge fucking spider in my bath tub and you seem like the friendly neighbor type please help me” (from phanfic)
Genre: Fluff, AU
A/N: I changed it a little, i couldn’t remember exactly what the prompt said
A/N 2: DON’T READ IF YOU DON’T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT SPIDERS
A/N 3: shoutout to my wonderful friend, Lili (who unfortunately doesnt have a tumblr) for editing this (I finally have an editor yay!)
Word Count: 1504
Warnings: Spiders? idk man, swearing i guess, but nothing triggering
Of course. Of fucking course. Of all the times for there to
be a spider right on his doorknob was right after he had taken a shower. It was
just Dan’s luck, really. It also just happened to be the time when his roommate
wasn’t home. Of course.
And so, Dan realized, he couldn’t call his roommate. And he
couldn’t kill it himself, because of the gigantic wimp he was. Dan wasn’t
dressed, either. Stupid, stupid, stupid! Dan
Dan had one of two options: wait until Chris got home, or go
ask his neighbor for help.