Dannielle’s Top Ten Ways to Enjoy Your Summer Fling
Hi, guess what? It’s almost summer and you’re tryna fling and i’m tryna help you do that right.
Here you go…
1. Eat a different iced / frozen treat everyday. This is a challenge because you’ll have to invent some, I’m sure.
2. Outdoor movies. DRIVE INS STILL EXIST. Go to them. Or movies in the park, movies in the cemetary, movies in the high school parking lot, have your own movie night on the roof. MOVIES.OUT.SIDE.
3. Sporty Vehicles. This could mean a lot of things. Go-carts, dirt bikes, motorcycles, those weird little butt bicycles with arm pedals. There are so many options for not-every-day-use-vehicles that you should be trying out with the boo you’re kissing for 90 days or less.
4. Fancy Night. Take one night to go all the fuck out. Collect your change and loose dollar bills over the course of the summer and splurge on one night at the end of your hoorah. Go fancy. Look Good. Feel Good. Feel Each Other.
5. Camping. You should go camping. Come on. Peeing in the woods, potential to be eaten by bears. Roasting marshmallows. Go camping.
6. Glamping. Find a cheap one-night Air-B-N-B that is, like, 45 minutes away from your hometown and get away. Go out in the middle of nowhere and drink beers or smoke weed or read poetry, whatever gets you high (on life). You’re in the middle of nowhere, but with all the necessary amenities!
7. Dumpster Picnic. This might be illegal, but grocery stores have to throw out food right on the expiration date and that shit is still good to eat. Go dumpster dive and make a picnic! PRAYERS OUT YOU’RE NOT ARRESTED.
8. Mystery Picnic. Don’t tell each other what you’re bringing and just say “you bring two things, i’ll bring two things” … THIS IS THE ULTIMATE TEST FOR WHETHER OR NOT YOU WOULD WORK IN NON-FLING LIFE.
9. Muddin. Okay, this is a southern thing, I think. But running around, driving around, biking around in the dirt / mud can actually be really fun. And then you’re dirty and you have to wash off in the creek and you get to make out all muddy.
10. Get Married. IDK IT SEEMS FUN?! VEGAS, BABY!
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