pick-up lines

the signs as pick up lines

Aries: your lips look so lonely…would they like to meet mine?
Taurus: do you have a name or can i call you mine?
Gemini: i’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you.
Cancer: on a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9, because i’m the 1 you need
Leo: i’m learning about important dates in history. wanna be one of them?
Virgo: if i received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, i’d have five cents.
Libra: i want our love to be like pi, irrational and never ending.
Scorpio: there’s a big sale in my bedroom right now. clothes are now 100% off!
Sagittarius: is your dad an art thief? because you’re a masterpiece.
Capricorn: guess what I’m wearing? the smile you gave me.
Aquarius: if you were a potato, you’d be a sweet one.
Pisces: your hand looks heavy. let me hold it for you.

Pick-Up Lines For The Signs

(Applies to Venus signs as well)

Aries: Listen. I’m not one to put boots on caterpillars….wanna fuck?

Taurus: My favorite Jello (strawberry btw) jiggles almost as much as dat ass

Gemini: Do you like Starbucks? ‘Cause I like you a-latte *laughs*

Cancer: If I had a mood ring, it’d turn red around u…or pink…sometimes purple

Leo: Are you from Tennessee? Cuz you’re about a 7. I’m a 10. Date me.

Virgo: You smell like trash. Can I take you out? ;)

Libra: I can do everything…even you *winks*

Scorpio: Roses are red, Violets are fine, you’ll be the 6 and I’ll be the 9 

Sagittarius: Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes

Capricorn: Red flowers….uh…violets..hahehe um…so be m-mine?

Aquarius: I actually don’t hate you. Congrats.

Pisces: Damn, you make me want to knit both of us matching sweaters.

the signs as pick-up lines

Aries: Did you just fart? Cause you blew me away.

Aquarius: Are you Google? Cause I just found what I’m searching for.

Cancer: I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way and you’ll be loving it.

Capricorn: Wanna get some coffee? Cause I like you a latte.

Gemini: Was your dad a baker? Cause you’ve got a nice set of buns.

Leo: Is your name wifi? Cause I’m feeling a connection.

Libra: Do you have a map? Cause I’m getting lost in your eyes.

Pisces: I’ve lost my number. Can I have yours?

Sagittarius: Are you a sharpie? Cause you’re ultra fine.

Scorpio: If you were a transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.

Taurus: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

Virgo: If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.

some amazing harry potter pick up lines that totally work:
  • i don’t need to cast accio to make you come
  • are we in charms class cuz you have me under your spell
  • you don’t need alohomora to unlock my heart
  • all the prophecies in the department of mysteries say i belong with you
  • is that a wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me
  • hey girl…are you a dementor because you take my breath away
  • damn i must have had some felix felicis, bc I think I’m about to get lucky
  • you don’t need lumos to turn me on
  • hagrid’s not the only giant at hogwarts if you know what i mean
  • did you survive avada kedavra cuz youre drop dead gorgeous
The signs as pick up lines

Aries: Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard

Taurus: If you’re feeling down, I can feel you up

Gemini: Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong

Cancer: I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?

Leo: Hey girl, you a Pokemon? cause i wanna throw my balls at you 

Virgo: I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me 

Libra: Is your body from McDonalds? cause i’m lovin it

Scorpio: My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?

Sagittarius: I hope you like dragons, because I’ll be dragon my balls across your face tonight

Capricorn: Baby I’m no weather man, but you can be expecting a few inches tonight 

Aquarius: You got an inhaler, cause i got that ass ma

Pisces: Do you speak french? then come get this wee wee 

Source: Astrology Temple

Sebastian trying to flirt like..
  • Sebastian:"If I were a cat I'd spend all 9 lives with you"
  • Sebastian:"Since i met you i feel like the cat who got the cream."
  • Sebastian:"Are you kitten me?..cause you are purrrfect."
  • Sebastian:"You remind me off a leopard... or a tiger. Either way, I don't mind the claws"
  • Sebastian:"no..? ok"
  • Sebastian:"I am feline fine now i have seen you."
  • Sebastian:"I'd like to get your tongue"
  • Sebastian:"My love for you is like a hairball - I can't hold it in."
  • Ciel:"OKAY! Thats´s enough! Go back to work.."
The Signs As Cheesy Pick Up Lines
  • Aries:I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
  • Taurus:Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.
  • Gemini:Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
  • Cancer:Your body is 65% water and I'm thirsty.
  • Leo:Did you read Dr. Seuss as a kid? Because green eggs and... damn!
  • Virgo:Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!
  • Libra:Do you work at Dick's? Cause you're sporting the goods.
  • Scorpio:You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
  • Sagittarius:I'd say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.
  • Capricorn:They say dating is a numbers game... so can I get your number?
  • Aquarius:Let's make like a fabric softener and 'Snuggle'
  • Pisces:Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.