(Applies to Venus signs as well)
Aries: Listen. I’m not one to put boots on caterpillars….wanna fuck?
Taurus: My favorite Jello (strawberry btw) jiggles almost as much as dat ass
Gemini: Do you like Starbucks? ‘Cause I like you a-latte *laughs*
Cancer: If I had a mood ring, it’d turn red around u…or pink…sometimes purple
Leo: Are you from Tennessee?
Cuz you’re about a 7. I’m a 10. Date me.
Virgo: You smell like trash. Can I take you out? ;)
Libra: I can do everything…even you *winks*
Scorpio: Roses are red, Violets are fine, you’ll be the 6 and I’ll be the 9
Sagittarius: Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes
Capricorn: Red flowers….uh…violets..hahehe um…so be m-mine?
Aquarius: I actually don’t hate you. Congrats.
Pisces: Damn, you make me want to knit both of us matching sweaters.