I’m about to explain a thing so sit the fuck down and shut all your fucking sound holes.
PHAN IS NOT CANON UNLESS DAN AND/OR PHIL CONFIRM IT. DO YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND THAT?
I don’t give a shit how much fucking proof there is. I don’t care if they’re making out on a street corner. They have not told us this so its not canon. Ship them all you want but fucking respect them. You got that?
You fucking better get it or I’ll smack it into your brain through your fucking ears.
Have a nice day.