phan;

before you talk about how dan and phil have no genuine ambition to write a book…

remember that phil used to have a written blog before going to youtube

and he went to university for english and linguistics

and that’s just phil

we don’t know everything about them, so who knows how long they’ve wanted to do this

possible chapter titles I hope to see in The Amazing Book Is Not On Fire:

  • “Lessons Learned from Mama Lester”
  • “Existential Crisis Survival Kit”
  • “Mario Kart Strategies”
  • “What Happens In Vegas…”
  • “Stealthy Cereal-Eating Techniques”
  • “Why Kanye West is the Kanye Best”

How on earth did they:

  • PLAN, EDIT and FILM main channel videos (x) (x)
  • PLAN, EDIT and FILM gaming channel videos (x)
  • PLAN and DO the radio show LIVE (x)
  • UPDATE their merch store (DANANDPHILSHOP - its amazing)
  • Do (mostly) CONSISTENT live-shows (x) (x)
  • Raise money for CHARITY (x)
  • Try to STOP Cyber-bullying (x)
  • Try and STOP peer-pressure (x)
  • Make CAMEO APPEARANCES in a disney movie (x)
  • Stil reply to their SUBSCRIBERS’ tweets and interact with them (x) (x)
  • WRITE A FUCKING BOOK AND PLAN A TOUR???!!!! (x)

And now we’re hating on them?