perfered

I attempted a Latin translation of MCR’s Helena because I’m a nerd like that; I took a few liberties and please feel free to pick apart the Latin.

Also, I used Catullus’s “ave atque vale” in place of a more literal rendering of “so long and goodnight” because it seemed to fit better.

Helena

saecula cessa
sicut capulum in quo cubitum moriebare
a te sumus longissimi

etiam ardens
sicut fax quam inritas conbustum
vitas omnium quos novisti

et quid est pessimum acceptu
a cordibus quae affliges
sicut ferrum cruore quem tinges
vigil haerensque sum noctu

quae verba sint pessima tibi
res erunt meliores si maneo
ave atque vale
ave atque vale

tempus venit
ubi sidera cadentia tuas lacrimas hauriebant
sumus vulnera quae vendebas

et quid est pessimum acceptu
a cordibus quae affliges
sicut ferrum cruore quem tinges
vigil haerensque sum noctu

quae verba sint pessima tibi
res erunt meliores si maneo
ave atque vale
ave atque vale

et si modo perferes
res erunt meliores si maneo
ave atque vale
ave atque vale

potesne me audire
et nunc esne prope me
simulemus exire
ut conveniamus
cum haec autocineta confligant

quae verba sint pessima tibi
res erunt meliores si maneo
ave atque vale
ave atque vale

et si modo perferes
res erunt meliores si maneo
ave atque vale
ave atque vale

gerardsleighme asked:

wait sims 4??? shhhh i totally don't spend hours building super overdone houses just for fun

hell yeah the sims 4 (tho I do perfer the sims 3 I just don’t wanna spend hours downloading it) and pfft neither do I *look nervously into the distance*

How to tell your crush you like them:

*writes on piece of paper*

Cher, *insert crush’s name* je vous aime beaucoup et je prie Dieu que vous ne connaissez pas le français.

MEANING:

Dear , *insert crush’s name* I love you a lot and I’m praying to god you don’t know French.

i will never understand how people legit find michael freaking clifford ugly bc like??? 

maybe u should get ur eyes checked out??1?

this boy is freaking precious 

honestly how!!! he’s as cute as a kitten

looK AT THAT FACE 

 

my heart hurts 

but seriously 

he can get it whenever 

wherever

 

bc DAYUM 

Pref.#135: Waking up after your first time and you can't walk properly:

Michael: "Don’t look at me, you actually begged for it!"

Luke: *secretly proud* “ohh, poor you!”

Ashton: "I did that.. to you?"

Calum: "Hahaha uhm I mean.. Sorry!"

dear luke

please stop making out with your microphone and make out with me instead

thanks

calum hood literally has the cutest most underrated hair in the whole world and i just wanna run my fingers through it (✿◕‿◕)

ok lets start with lil fetus calum 

look at the little wispy bits

look at that little cute flat hair

IDK WHATS GOING ON HERE BUT

then he gets a lil baby mohawk 

theN HE DECIDES TO FUCKING QUIFF IT

STOP STOP STOP

wet haired calum

itS SO fLUFFY

ITS SO MOULDABLE IM CONFUSED??? HOW??

LOOK AT IT KINDA GOING CURLY

FUCK THEN HIS SIDES ARE SHAVED AND I 

THEN FAST FORWARD TO BLOND CALUM WHICH NO ONE FUCKING SAW COMJNG 

wHY 

ITS SO CURLY AND IM SO IN LOVE

LIL RAMEN NOODLES

IT LOOKS sO SOFT I WANNA RUN MY FINGERS THROUGH IT WHILE HE TELLS ME WHAT CONDITIONER HE USES

lesson: calum looks good in any hairstyle and i shouldn’t be this in love with hair

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