You know what, I’m giving you a name
You are now called Alfreda (if this name offends you, just tell me which one you would prefer in your next message).
Alfreda, let me ask you a question: in the words of the great Mariah Carey, why you so obsessed with me? Or even better, why you so obsessed with Swan Queen?
I see you’re having difficulty understanding a few basic logical elements here, but not to worry, I will help you.
I have compiled a list of facts to help you better understand how the human body works:
- You cannot be several people at the same time
- You can only be one person
- You can only have one body
- You cannot be in several minds at the same time
- You cannot control other people’s thoughts
- My patience has its (very short) limits
I know you’re hellbent on considering me the Alpha and the Omega of the Swan Queen fandom, assuming that I am able to somehow dictate what everyone does or thinks, but I am, in fact, not the Alpha nor the Omega of the Swan Queen fandom. Therefor, I do not possess any magical powers that allow me to manipulate every SQer’s brain into doing what I want them to do.
Are you following, Alfreda? If you have any questions in regards to what I’ve written so far, write them down on a small piece of paper, fold it in half, and set it on fire, then, collect the ashes, open your window, and throw them into the wind.
Alright, now that that’s settled, let’s move onto the second question I asked you: why you so obsessed with Swan Queen?
Is it because you are jealous of how incredibly beautiful it is and you have been having trouble sleeping due to the constant need to rock back and forth while trying as hard as you can to convince yourself that you do not like Swan Queen, that you cannot like Swan Queen, that you have no idea how you could even come out to your loved ones about liking Swan Queen, that society would never accept the fact that you like Swan Queen
Am I close?
Alfreda, all I can do for you is tell you that, even if society doesn’t accept your love for Swan Queen, we do. The Swan Queen fandom will be here to support you and to provide you long fic recs and incredible fan videos.
I will be here for you, Alfreda.