penelope-garcia

okay honestly I’m such criminal minds trash and I’ve never done this before but I really need CM blogs to follow. I’m especially looking for blogs that are really about

• Penelope Garcia
• Spencer Reid
• Derek Morgan
• Aaron Hotchner
• Emily Prentiss

I honestly really need blogs to follow and I swear if you like/reblog this I will follow everyone on of you. I’m so damn desperate

the entirety of criminal minds season 2
  • *two to five minute intro scene to show slightly bad acting and a bitch gettin shot tf up* *still more intense than s1 could ever hope 2 be*
  • *episode plays*
  • hotch:*still has a full head of hair, surprisingly* “i don't get paid enough for this”
  • morgan:*abs abs abs abS ABS ABS AB S* *kicks down door* “garcia baby girl mama honey baby babe love of my life darling hot sexy goddess can u do something for me”
  • elle:*haircut* *kills a man but looks badass while doing it* “i will fuck u up with me bare hands don't even look at me like that m8 yOU WANNA FUCKING G O LETS GO BITCH U THOUGHT”
  • reid:*helpful yet slightly mind boggling fact* *is the best cream filled cupcake to ever exist* “hey wait what are u doing what no wAIT WAIT NO PLEASE NO STOP I DONT WANT THIS PLEASE DONT DO THIS I DONT WANT–”
  • jj:*is an actual cinnabon, 2 pure 4 this world* “all of u are my bitches also i control nearly everything you do so chill for a second”
  • gideon:*is going more bald on the back of his head by the episode* “what the fuck am i even here for what am i doing why am i like this i h8 my job–”
  • garcia:*is fabulous always* “morgan love of my life sweet hunk of dark chocolate honey baby lemme tell u a thing”
  • prentiss:“i don't trust any of yall fuckers”
The signs as Garcia's sassy lines:
  • Aries:I'm Penelope Garcia. My friends call me wonderful.
  • Taurus:You've reached Penelope Garcia in the FBI's office of supreme genius.
  • Gemini:Talk dirty to me.
  • Cancer:I hope you saved me for dessert.
  • Leo:[Is that legal?] Of course not. We'll both go to prison and you'll be someone's bitch.
  • Virgo:Fount of all knowledge, check my flow.
  • Libra:Penelope Garcia's house of 'How may I save your ass today?'
  • Scorpio:You, my fine furry friends, are welcome.
  • Sagittarius:[You're a genius] You're only saying that because it's true.
  • Capricorn:[Hey girl, you're on speaker, behave] Or what? You'll spank me?
  • Aquarius:I am so blogging about this later.
  • Pisces:You're my bitch now.