The signs as Garcia's sassy lines:
  • Aries:I'm Penelope Garcia. My friends call me wonderful.
  • Taurus:You've reached Penelope Garcia in the FBI's office of supreme genius.
  • Gemini:Talk dirty to me.
  • Cancer:I hope you saved me for dessert.
  • Leo:[Is that legal?] Of course not. We'll both go to prison and you'll be someone's bitch.
  • Virgo:Fount of all knowledge, check my flow.
  • Libra:Penelope Garcia's house of 'How may I save your ass today?'
  • Scorpio:You, my fine furry friends, are welcome.
  • Sagittarius:[You're a genius] You're only saying that because it's true.
  • Capricorn:[Hey girl, you're on speaker, behave] Or what? You'll spank me?
  • Aquarius:I am so blogging about this later.
  • Pisces:You're my bitch now.

favorite female characters

→ Penelope Garcia

"here goes. and this is the part i always leave out. i had missed my curfew the second time that week, and when i got home it was crazy late. it was like three in the morning and my parents weren’t home. and the phone rang, and my life stopped. my parents were killed by a drunk driver when they were out looking for me. and if they hadn’t been out looking for me, then… we all have wounds that we want to heal, that’s why we come here every week, right? and i have to believe that, as we keep coming here and talking and revealing, that eventually, in time, even the deepest wounds we carry will begin to heal."