“HOW COME YOU DON’T WANT ME NOW?” “oh darling, it’ll be a SHOCK TO YOUR SYSTEM ‘cause we were CLOSER and you DROVE ME WILD but, i’m sorry, we can’t stay together, I WAS A FOOL” “what? it was LOVE THEY SAY” “gosh, NOW I’M ALL MESSED UP… listen baby, I’M NOT YOUR HERO and I COULDN’T BE YOUR FRIEND, so GOODBYE GOODBYE” how a real HEARTTHROB leave.

— Tegan and Sara’s new album Heartthrob


James Franco and Seth Rogen are the best! So funny!