Apps: is there nothing they can’t help you do drunkenly?

5 Products Made to Save You From Your Own Drunken Stupidity

#5. Free Pee Finds You a Place to Pee (That Isn’t the Side of a Building)
Despite sounding like the sketchiest Craigslist ad ever, this helpful app is designed to direct your ass (or penis, as the case may be) to actual, human bathrooms where you can lawfully micturate. The app even has user ratings, so you’ll know if you’re going to be walking into a vomit-soaked hole in the wall with nothing more than a horse trough to piss in. You can also add places yourself, so if you’ve been looking for a way to invite dozens of urine-filled strangers to your home, here’s your chance. It’s like Yelp, Google Maps, and OKCupid rolled into one!

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