HOLY MOTHER OF HELL.

I’VE JUST REACHED 500 FOLLOWERS.

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PARTY!

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!1!!!!!!1!11!!!!!

Okay, so remember when I hit 350 and I promised to make a video and I received questions and everything and I filmed it but then I ran into so many problems with compatibility and shittiness that I just had to say fuck it? Well, now I’ve got my school laptop and my camera has this special HQ setting that works very well with iMovie apparently and so GUESS WHAT’S GONNA HAPPEN.

YES, THAT’S RIGHT. I WILL BE MAKING A VIDEO. FOR REAL THIS TIME. BECAUSE IT WILL WORK THIS TIME. SO SEND ME QUESTIONS, GUYS! ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING! Let’s say about two weeks? Yes. That sounds nice. And also, I WILL BE ANSWERING ALL QUESTIONS FROM THE 350 FOLLOWERS ALMOST-VIDEO.

elcuepee replied to your post: So I guess I’m wearing a dress to school tomorrow …

my mom used to put shorts on me when i was little whenever i wore skirts because i liked to go down the slides. that’s when my mom engraved in my tiny little mind that boys are perverts.

MAN SAME HERE

Except it was more like sweatpants under dresses

I was a fashionista

STORY TIME:

Okay so when my little sister was three she rolled out of my parents’ bed and snapped her collarbone. So since she was three and very confused, she screamed/bawled the entire way to the emergency room. And while she waited for the tests/etc the doctor came in to the room and gave her some sort of pain medication. So like 15 minutes later my sister suddenly stops crying and is like

A-hey mom-MY

like fricking Yogi the Bear talking to Booboo and my mom turns to my dad and says

Brad why isn’t she crying???


and my sister starts SINGING A SPOKEN JAZZ VERSION OF THE ABCs


ah-A B C

E 
F

Geeeeeeeeee


H I J


K L M N O


Peeeeeeeeeeeeee


ah-Q R S

ah-
T U V


W
 X


Yyyyyy


Zeeeeeeeeeee


Yeah apparently she just skipped over D

And my parents just stared and my mom was like

Brad I think our toddler is stoned


and the doctor walked in and he’s like


Man I’m gonna give you guys some more of that stuff it’s great. If she’s ever giving you a hard time…


And so my mom threw the bottle away when we got home because she felt guilty because the doctor condoned the use of medications to sedate children

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