is this called cheating.
whatever. i dont give a *whisper* frick.
“Are you ready kids?!”
Anna pouted, crossing her arms. They’d been binge watching Spongebob Squarepants ever since 8AM that morning because Anna just suddenly wanted to watch it. They weren’t even half finished with the series. And now, Anna was oddly obsessed with the theme song. She’d been begging Elsa to sing with her while being dressed as a pirate… well, more like she only had an eye patch with a horribly drawn black skull on her right eye and that’s about it. Nothing pirate-y.
Of course, Elsa being the responsible and the mature girlfriend of this relationship, refused to do what Anna wanted. She was a grown adult with responsibilities that needed to be taken care of, she didn’t have time to sing a song that came from a show for kids!
“C’moooon Elsa… it’s just this once!”
“You’ve been saying that for the tenth time and my answer is still no.”
“No… it’s only been the ninth time. Elsa, pleaaaaseee… with a cherry on top?”
She sighed. Maybe Anna would stop if Elsa would agree to sing. She just wanted peace and quiet for once.
“Alright, but just this once.”
Her girlfriend gasped excited, clapping her hands together like a seal.
“You’re the best! Alright, let’s do this. Are you ready kids?!”
Elsa rolled her eyes. “Aye, aye, Captain.”
Anna frowned, unsatisfied. “With more enthusiasm! Again!”
“Oh my god, Anna–”
“ARE YOU READY KIDS?!”
“Aye, aye, Captain!” Better.
“I can’t hear you!”
“AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!”
“Oooh, who lives in a pineapple under the sea?”
“Absorbant and yellow and porous is he!”
A few seconds later and ending it with Anna’s cackling for the song, Anna was completely satisfied and wanted to continue watching the show in Elsa’s arms. She was in the middle of watching it until she gasped and paused it. She turned to Elsa.
“What?” Elsa asked.
“I wanna ask you something.”
“What are the notes that a pirate can sing?”
“A high C!”
“Oh my god.”