Party - Edition {Sentence Starters}
  • "Do you recognize anyone?"
  • "Alright, who cut the cake already?!"
  • "You actually got a DJ?"
  • "May I have this dance?"
  • "Well, I think they're drunk."
  • "This party's amazing!"
  • "Hey! Let's have a helium voice contest!"
  • "Can I get you a drink or something?"
  • "I wanted a balloon."
  • "Turn up the music! I love this song!"
  • "Aren't these streamers a bit much?"
  • "I said you could invite one person. ONE."
  • "I think it's time for presents!"
  • "Are they really gonna dance on the table?"
  • "Why are there so many people here?"
  • "I don't feel so good. Where's the bathroom?"
  • "Did you want a balloon?"
  • "Could you grab me a drink?"
  • "Maybe I should have stayed home."
  • "Did you get a piece of cake?"
  • "Where should I put the gifts?"
  • "I am not nearly drunk enough yet."
  • "People are gonna be here any minute!"
  • "I don't recognize anyone here."
  • "This is the weirdest theme for a party I've ever seen."
The Signs At A Party

Aries: flips the pong table

Taurus: lights up the spliff and starts going through the fridge

Gemini: “IM REALLY NOT THAT DRUNK” hahahahahahhahaha “HEYYYY” “you are so pretty, just SO pretty”

Cancer: is in the bathroom puking

Virgo: unintentionally starts a really loud argument and wins, tries to get everyone to drink more

Leo: yells “hey, hey, hey” until everyone listens and then tells them stories they think are going to impress them, also makes fun of everyone but still manages to keep the peace

Sagittarius: disappears for the whole party because they can’t stay in the same spot for more than 2 seconds, shows up with more beer when everyone starts to run dry

Capricorn: gets the music set up, gets everyone organized for a game of pong and is the only one able to keep score

Aquarius: is making killer mixed drinks the whole time and is the only one that seems to be able to hold their alcohol yet still manages to win every game of flip cup

Scorpio: picks out the people they don’t like and gets them shitfaced so they humiliate themselves, starts flirting with everyone

Libra: takes a million group pictures and keeps disappearing to the bathroom, is the only one that doesn’t look like a sloppy drunk mess by the end of the night

Pisces: turns up the bottle of the nearest liquor and starts chugging, takes everything that is handed to them


Scorpius leaned against the makeshift bar that was made as he slowly sipped on a glass of water. He scanned the growing crowd of kids, most younger than him. Only a few from his house and year were there this early in the night and gave him a little wave or nod. He nodded back curtly at all of them and waited on. He knew he shouldn’t be waiting for Rose as if she was his date but he couldn’t help it. He had invited her and he was a gentleman, if nothing else. Just sometimes he and Rose butted heads.